There's a voice that whispers, sometimes she screams, when I'm I front of the mirror.
She says, "Oh my god! Why are you so fat?"
And I say, "Bitch! Shut the fuck up! I just dropped fifty pounds! No one is allowed to call me fat anymore!"
I walk away the victor.
Until next time evil voice
Until next time...
I always thought (until recently) that having conversations in your head is not normal... Then I have read that it is just a sign of intelligence. I hope it includes talking to yourself out loud. And having people stare.
ReplyDeleteBesides, why are head voices always vicious bitc... eee... not nice ladies?
Embrace those curves, girl! :)